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Hello! My name is Apollo Justice, and you better learn it right if you ever want to get some.

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Hot dang! My hair looks good today!
4 months ago // 45,551 notes
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i don't fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i don't even know good fucking luck
Polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
lovequotesrus: EVERYTHING LOVE
4 months ago // 20,889 notes

why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

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naruhodont: +
4 months ago // 27 notes

// e_e yeah

the windows installation went horribly wrong apparently

and it doesn’t even load the windows logo ._.

//*broken

// wow so maybe im back (?)

// hi hello i may be coming back next week

my pc has been vroken since december started and as soon as i got it back it failed again e.e

so 

yeah

how is everyone? owo

phunkiero:

I’M SO MAD THE SHOW DIDN’T END BY LIKE “CARLY” WAKING UP IN THE HOSPITAL AND SHE WAS SURROUNDED BY DRAKE AND JOSH AND HER PARENTS AND THEY’RE ALL LIKE “MEGAN YOU WERE IN A COMA” AND SHE JUST SHOUTS “WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME YOU BOOBS” AND IT JUST ENDS